i call everyone daddy. i need to be stopped lmao

okay:

vickyhorror:

okay:

ducks r so lucky why do they get wings AND legs

All birds have legs and wings

YEAH BUT DO THEY ALL SWIM TOO? Ducks are incredible

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

image

yepperoni:

short story made out of lil b song titles 

taggedrne:

a selfie reblog without a follow is like a blowjob without a swallow

life is just one giant never ending gif

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

*wakes up from coma* am i hot yet

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

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