SOME1 TXT ME :(((

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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blurrys:

snorting crystal cocaine
#justgirlythings

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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kinkydonuts:

don’t trust anyone so I watch my own back

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gavinoh-free:

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC

snorunt:

hey….. Joey…..

nonjutsu:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

Me:

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Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

me: 

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Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

me: 

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Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

nonjutsu:

me: *staying in my own lane, minding my own business*

me: *get’s tempted to merge*

me: *sees somebody crash and burn for swerving out of their lane*

me: *turns my blinker off*

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

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