kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

we ordered sushi and now we’re watching sex and the city

girls night in is a success

somefagonyourdash:

when you’re breaking out and you start using a new moisturizing product

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dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

herspanic:

herspanic:

katara:

im deleting 

FUCK

I actually just love this so much

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

urtube:

urtube:

SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID NOTHING CAUSE HE’S DEAD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

hey everyone

I’m rlly sorry but I’m taking like a 10 minute hiatus from tumblr to go shower!!!! don’t miss me too much :)

taggedrne:

waking up to texts from the bae 😊

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

tokomon:

*starts drama*

*gets dragged nearly to death*

"i think i’m going to take a break from tumblr. this is such a toxic place and im glad i have real life friends so fuck you bitches im out."

*watches a show on netflix for 1 day while still on tumblr without posting/reblogging*

*comes back the next day* “did yall miss me? :D”

*starts drama*

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