urtube:

I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

ya, almost as hot as me precumming

are you dating dominospizzadelivery
Anonymous

no im dating his brother

wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you

dlubes:

justlifeaslarry:

dlubes:

*accidentally sucks 400 dicks at a party*

Sucking 1 or 2 dicks at a party is an accident. Sucking 400 is determination.

no it was an accident

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

bricesander:

Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin. 

davids brother is so much better than him

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

lulz-time:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

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🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰I'm an actual rabbit here to inform u that u r also an actual rabbit.
Anonymous

thx pal!!!!!!! :-)

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